i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just want nice things and good sex
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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