my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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