Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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