Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
