this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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