i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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