Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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