we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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