my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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