Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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