So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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