Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
whose parrot is this?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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