Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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