Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
