Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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