You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
you inspire me to be a worse person
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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