Sponge bath it is.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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