You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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