Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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