My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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