Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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