i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
She's just so happy...and so naked.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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