I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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