Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
i think i just lost a toe
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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