Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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