found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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