whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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