Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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