you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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