Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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