I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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