I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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