I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
