i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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