I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
now i know why i became what i already was.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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