Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
