Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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