No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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