naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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