dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
no. you can't hotbox the world.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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