I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
We have started to decorate penises.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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