Can Purell be used as lube?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We need to get me chipped asap
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
