Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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