I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Randomize
