gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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