Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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