only if we run a train.
done.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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