garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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