doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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