Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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